Monologues From Plays

What is a good comedic monologue to use for an audition?

I am a 20 year old girl, and I need to perform a comedic monologue for an audition. I need something contemporary, and I would prefer like a dry humor. Or a drunken female. Something original too. I was thinking something from the musical Chicago, but I am not sure whether I am aloud to do something from a musical as a monologue. Any and all suggestions will really help! Thank you!

Public Comments

1. . The Vagina Monologues. . George Carlin routines. . Anything by Mark Twain (yes, he's timeless) . Break A Leg! .